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About thebestintheworl : i Love: Pokémon, CM Punk, Motionless In White, Boondock Saints, WWE And The Walking Dead. What I Love In Music: Motionless In White, Cage The Elephant, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Blink 182, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Godsmack, Yellowcard, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Soundgarden, Slipknot, KoRn, Seether, Rob Zombie, Shinedown, Avenged Sevenfold, Three Days Grace And Marilyn Manson. Gotta Love MIW (Chris,Balz,Ricky,Ryan,Angelo,Ghost,Brandon!) And I'm An Atheist. sXe
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Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML
Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
Today, I woke up thinking my house was on fire because I could hear crackling flames downstairs. I panicked and tripped out of bed. It was the fireplace channel I left on last night so I could wake up to a Christmas ambiance. FML
Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML
Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
Thursday 28 November 2013