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About thebestintheworl : i Love: Pokémon, CM Punk, Motionless In White, Boondock Saints, WWE And The Walking Dead. What I Love In Music: Motionless In White, Cage The Elephant, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Blink 182, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Godsmack, Yellowcard, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Soundgarden, Slipknot, KoRn, Seether, Rob Zombie, Shinedown, Avenged Sevenfold, Three Days Grace And Marilyn Manson. Gotta Love MIW (Chris,Balz,Ricky,Ryan,Angelo,Ghost,Brandon!) And I'm An Atheist. sXe
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Today, my 5-year-old decided that it would be a great idea to try to paint her nails in secret. As a result, I now get to learn how to remove copious amounts of dark nail polish from a wide variety of materials, including my apartment's 1/2-inch thick shag rug. FML
Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML
Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with his dad, who's fighting with his brother-in-law, who's fighting with his wife. The only ones not fighting are my sister-in-law and her boyfriend, who're getting along great on a squeaky mattress in the room next to mine. FML
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML
Friday 6 December 2013