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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About thebear683 : You found my profile, good for you. 92Y Unit Supply in the US Army. I run, bike, swim and fix guns. I've inspired a main character in a book I didn't write. I'm a consultant on anything regarding firepower. Bullets don't fly without Unit Supply.

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