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theamakesmagic
  • Town/Country : Wichita, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 January 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 276
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About theamakesmagic : I like gum. I'm 18.

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Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

#122747 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (14306) - you deserved it (41092)

On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

#99945 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (64908) - you deserved it (5578)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by not getting any anymore (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

#97729 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (77722) - you deserved it (5229)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (163454) - you deserved it (32450)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML

#90638 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (57327) - you deserved it (8174)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by acw2110 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looks at me and asks "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML

#52695 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (31969) - you deserved it (7983)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by k (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML

#48184 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (50978) - you deserved it (2408)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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