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  • Town/Country : Halifax, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 June 1970 (43 years)
  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
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I agree, your life sucks (13942) - you deserved it (33763)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16403) - you deserved it (41612)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

#15480042
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31096) - you deserved it (5826)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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86 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)



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