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  • Town/Country : Mississauga, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 594
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (3781) - you deserved it (11622)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (19342) - you deserved it (2521)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (4746) - you deserved it (8055)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (29075) - you deserved it (4474)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

#15910570 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (4638)

On 04/24/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (26030) - you deserved it (22963)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

#15115506 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (22643) - you deserved it (2864)

On 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by gumpy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (34247) - you deserved it (6127)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

#12463694 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (27272) - you deserved it (5589)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756 (316)

I agree, your life sucks (29446) - you deserved it (7654)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How is the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804 (331)

I agree, your life sucks (7724) - you deserved it (74746)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)