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the_one69
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 450
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About the_one69 : Hey. Message me if yea wanna know about me.

If we all had a bong, we would all get along

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Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

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