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Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68103) - you deserved it (4967)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)



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