hey, im spyros (:
im Greek, i speak greek, french, english and russian
the_real_greek@hotmail.co.uk
add me if u want, but tell me you're from fml. :]
peace.
Today, I went to Disneyworld. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year old man. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by disney - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my son told me to grow a pair and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years old. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by unsuspcted (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my navy boyfriend, who's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn't recognize the train station. After searching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he's drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by Spatch (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
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On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I wore the new bathing suit my boyfriend got me for my birthday to a family reunion pool party. Turns out, it was a gag gift that dissolves after 3 minutes in water. FML
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On 08/15/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML
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On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm - kids - by ahhahaha (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzle-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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On 05/25/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by silvercity09 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm - intimacy - by boardman (woman) - United States (Maryland)
