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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 November 1993 (22 years)
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About the_golden_one : well what can i say im pretty cool am not computer savvy :/ (cant upload a photo to save my life :/) but i can type on this qwerty keyboard pretty good:D

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