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About the_coon : I am a fan of plexico, intoxicunt, ireply_with_lyrics and screwtaylor. I live in NJ and like animals and nature. Oh, and i love southpark! South park the movie is amazing. you should watch it.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015