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Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73502) - you deserved it (4107)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45749) - you deserved it (14572)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12001) - you deserved it (20928)

On 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm - animals - by catgirl911 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)



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