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About theFMLiest1ofThe : Date-rape me once, shame on you.
Date-rape me twice, we\'re going on a third date. You know what happens on third dates...

I probably have enough FMLs in my own life to crash the server, but I enjoy reading other people\'s failures more than I like to broadcast my own.

I am a medical professional.

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Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

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