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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681 (380)

I agree, your life sucks (36218) - you deserved it (87890)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

#1872793 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (75183) - you deserved it (3287)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

#859604 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (54962) - you deserved it (134458)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)