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the1pumpCHUMP
  • Town/Country : indiana, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About the1pumpCHUMP : So I see you enlarged my picture!! Lol laugh at my name. Talk about making a profile tipsy makes it fun. ! ive had this name for a long ass time and forgot it was what it is! FML. I'm a goofy country boy. Fireman at heart for 7 yrs and open to questions and enjoying life. Feel free to say hi!

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Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML

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