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TODAY... AS I LEFT CLASS I FELT A TUG ON MAH RUCKSACK FROM BEHIND. THINKING IT WAS JUST SOMEONE DELIBERATELY DRAGGING ME BACK... I STRUGGLED TO LET MYSELF FREE AND SHOUTED "LET GO!". I LOOKED OVER MAH SHOULDER JUST TO FINE THAT ONE THE STRAPS WAS TRAPPED IN THE DOORHANDLE. EVERYONE WAS IN HYSTERICS. FML
YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A REALLY ANNOYING KID WHO WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME, AND THREW HIS FOOD THROUGH THE KITCHEN, SO I PUNISHED HIM. WHEN HIS MOTHER CUMMED HOME HE RAN TO HER AND SAID, "MOMMY, MOMMY, IT'S NOT TRUE WHAT YOU TOLD ME, FAT PEOPLE R NOT NICE!" BIG FAT FML
I WAS WATCING A MOVIE WIT MA SISTER, MA ROOMMATE, AND MA GRLFRIEND. HALF WAY TROUG TE MOVIE, MA GRLFRIEND LEFT TE ROOM AND TEXTD ME TAT SE WAS BREAKING UP WIT ME. SE TEN CUMMD BACK IN TE ROOM, SAT ON MA BD, AND ENJOYD TE REST OF TE MOVIE WIT US. FML
TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML
TODAY, I FELL ASLEEP IN MAH LAST PERIOD CLASS. WHEN I WOKE UP MAH TEACHER SAID "YOU MISSD YUR BUS". I GRABBD ALL MAH STUFF AND RAN OUT THE ROOM. MY CLASS MATES WERE STANDING OUTSIDE THE CLASS LAUGHING. WE STILL HAD AN HOUR LEFT IN CLASS. REAL FML
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." mega FML
Today.. . I was sitting with mah boyfriend watching the Super Nanny . He watches the show regularly an said he has learnd some of her techniques . Apparently.. . he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational . FML
Today,hile showering, I finishd off the shampoo bottle!! I decidd to see if I could shoot it into the trash can looool over the shower curtain!! When I hered the successful "thunk", I got so excitd I slippd and crackd head open!! FML
Today, I went to this meditation centerhich mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever.
Today, a fax cummd in at work fir a specific job, and I askd the owner of the company who it was for!! He replid "the round one", so I handd it to our rotund Project Manager!! Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not mah fat co-worker!! Now i'm the asshole of the office!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015