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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thatoneninjaa : Blah just a small town girl. . . living in a lonely world!

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Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51297) - you deserved it (4996)

On 06/21/2013 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101392) - you deserved it (31174)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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