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thatonekid2010
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3274
  • Number of comments : 96
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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12311) - you deserved it (24011)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28752) - you deserved it (4076)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37291) - you deserved it (6938)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18415) - you deserved it (32075)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
127 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9374) - you deserved it (21422)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16120) - you deserved it (32347)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47870) - you deserved it (4812)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28065) - you deserved it (11929)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26107) - you deserved it (5412)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the janitor's closet of the pet store where I work. We were really getting into it when we were rudely interrupted by dozens of salamanders crawling up our legs. I had forgotten to lock the cage before we started. FML

#16980520
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7486) - you deserved it (49070)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
574 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56903) - you deserved it (2685)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

#16414850
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33216) - you deserved it (6580)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30692) - you deserved it (4683)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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