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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3675
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16270) - you deserved it (34565)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34997) - you deserved it (5304)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45336) - you deserved it (8905)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22409) - you deserved it (44806)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9957) - you deserved it (59029)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11936) - you deserved it (31070)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19943) - you deserved it (43737)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55681) - you deserved it (5494)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (16794)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31964) - you deserved it (7208)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the janitor's closet of the pet store where I work. We were really getting into it when we were rudely interrupted by dozens of salamanders crawling up our legs. I had forgotten to lock the cage before we started. FML

#16980520
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9600) - you deserved it (66312)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96913) - you deserved it (10719)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65316) - you deserved it (3607)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

#16414850
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38124) - you deserved it (8285)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36899) - you deserved it (6055)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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