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thatniggapaul
  • Town/Country : united states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thatniggapaul : what up im paul im 16 i play baseball. im cool, very laid back an thats all i feel like writing so pce bitches

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Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (289277) - you deserved it (35520)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

#1382761 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (75458) - you deserved it (15624)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

#385817 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (85736) - you deserved it (29756)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by badbirthday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (377576) - you deserved it (54176)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, My girlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. Thats when I saw she packed 10 condoms with her. FML

#322339 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (83636) - you deserved it (3664)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by that1guy (man) - United States (Michigan)



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