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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2658
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About that_is_Nathy : Truely a kitty and by the way: I don't care much about typos...

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Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

#16541203
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11181) - you deserved it (25292)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26054) - you deserved it (6027)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38179) - you deserved it (6087)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31288) - you deserved it (4100)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
126 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37323) - you deserved it (21709)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
313 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52192) - you deserved it (8560)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML

#16262012
103 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by Ahlph -

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

#16053522
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30298) - you deserved it (3179)

On 05/05/2011 at 3:13am - work - by epicsandwichartist (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

#15445630
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34410) - you deserved it (4592)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36629) - you deserved it (31266)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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