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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2832
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About that_is_Nathy : Truely a kitty and by the way: I don't care much about typos...

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Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17483) - you deserved it (61367)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

#16842915
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29163) - you deserved it (4529)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:30am - love - by yourmomsabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (6516)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35429) - you deserved it (9753)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35298) - you deserved it (4487)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36592) - you deserved it (5475)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36592) - you deserved it (5475)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36592) - you deserved it (5475)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

#16776471
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40211) - you deserved it (3184)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33668) - you deserved it (3894)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
493 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15069) - you deserved it (214984)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12644) - you deserved it (57912)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

#16583197
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9111) - you deserved it (73295)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41386) - you deserved it (3370)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my Facebook was hacked. The hacker messaged all my online friends, explaining that "I" was overseas, had run out of money and needed help. Not one person cared enough to respond. I guess the hacker picked the wrong target. FML

#16543597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31126) - you deserved it (4340)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:10am - money - by Username - Australia (Victoria)



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