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Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:15am - love - by brinn - United States (California)
Today, I found my husband Googling the Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)
Today, while at my boxing gym, an old man came inside and did the oddest drunk dance in order to serenade me. I'm a fighter and fine with taking punches to the face, but froze in terror at the sight of this. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by No Action Fighter - United States (California)
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 12:58am - health - by collball22 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by username (woman) - United States (New York)
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