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About that1chick1995 : All you need to know is I love sports. Top 4: swimming, football (NOT soccer, to you that call football soccer. I mean the brown one that you play using hands :P) and rugby, of course HOCKEY. I play on all those teams (except swimming, I have an underground pool in my house) and if you need my tips or just want to talk hockey feel free to message me. Ill be glad to help out. That's it for now!
Ohhh and I'm Canadian, and proud of it. We're the best nation in the world. Get over it.
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Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Friday 7 March 2014