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Today, ma friend told me tat semen was inflammable. Later at nigt I jacked off into a sock and ten, excitedly, tried to lit te sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very muc inflammable. Naked, I sook ma sock in te air so it looool would extinguis wile ma semen splased out all over ma room. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9790) - you deserved it (119354)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I went to announce to mah son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up an yells: ( fuck this shit! ) an walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

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On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was sitting in ma basement watcing IT. I eard a knocking at ma door an turned te outside ligts on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out an began screaming an jumping around lyk a Ciuaua on drugs. My friends told me it sould be on YouTube witin te week. FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today.. . I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants . When he returned.. . he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool . I pull out my 22 . rifle an shot at it.. . but the bullet missed an popped a hole in my pool . 15...000 gallons of water flooded my basement . FML

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On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (241575) - you deserved it (82259)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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