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tgm0112
  • Town/Country : Orlando, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 December 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 3605
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59750) - you deserved it (2741)

On 07/05/2009 at 1:21am - work - by Barista (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18273) - you deserved it (58277)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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