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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10442
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About tgd4444 : I'm in secondary school. Like scuba diving, going to the gym and outdoor stuff. Health obsessive. Hate countries with poor human rights. Send me a message! :)

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tgd4444's favorite FMLs

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

#19774183
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26718) - you deserved it (3384)

On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML

#19766054
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18983) - you deserved it (2736)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Danielle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50880) - you deserved it (3223)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6308) - you deserved it (52133)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

#19760730
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29648) - you deserved it (3672)

On 06/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by hailsatan666 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

#19759587
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24241) - you deserved it (1815)

On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

#19758301
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15016) - you deserved it (40705)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

#19757535
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21492) - you deserved it (8992)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

#19754220
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12691) - you deserved it (42915)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my brother, the plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML

#19743294
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19697) - you deserved it (1855)

On 06/06/2012 at 8:55am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

#19739055
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10740) - you deserved it (16666)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by higgles15 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML

#19737543
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20146) - you deserved it (5907)

On 06/05/2012 at 7:56am - work - by whattdafuuukkkk (woman) - United States

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31967) - you deserved it (2843)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

#19725965
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36386) - you deserved it (3365)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:21am - love - by Matt - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML

#19719368
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28185) - you deserved it (11526)

On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)



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