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tgd4444
  • Town/Country : a few
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 8473
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About tgd4444 : I'm in secondary school. Like scuba diving, going to the gym and outdoor stuff. Health obsessive. Hate countries with poor human rights. Send me a message! :)

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Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10407) - you deserved it (873)

On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML

#17787431 (351)

I agree, your life sucks (10832) - you deserved it (2200)

On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (22083) - you deserved it (5545)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (38822) - you deserved it (4159)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (4623) - you deserved it (11254)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717 (550)

I agree, your life sucks (43413) - you deserved it (3686)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

#17773869 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (22785) - you deserved it (2671)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

#17764515 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (20043) - you deserved it (1553)

On 09/17/2011 at 1:21pm - love - by Freechbear (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML

#17756140 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (6614) - you deserved it (18603)

On 09/16/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

#17742715 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (5831) - you deserved it (25419)

On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595 (410)

I agree, your life sucks (26268) - you deserved it (3153)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (11470) - you deserved it (20533)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her... Thanks dad. FML

#17709124 (599)

I agree, your life sucks (10206) - you deserved it (118279)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

#17708531 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (6921) - you deserved it (30773)

On 09/10/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML

#17705192 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (20618) - you deserved it (2495)

On 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by SoCalStoopid (woman) - United States (California)