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tfisch16
  • Town/Country : Beaverton, U.S.
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 226
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31116) - you deserved it (105852)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

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