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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 57219
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About texmas : All right. So... I am a 19-year-old sophomore at Northwestern University in Chicago, and a transplant from Austin, Texas. My plans are to double-major in Art History and Classics with a concentration in Latin, the latter I have been taking for 14 years. I love reading, listening to moderately pretentious music, exploring new places, watching independent films at home with a few friends, and most activities that mean getting out for a while. I'm always up for doing something interesting or esoteric. I'm a member of American Mensa, but all they ever have are pub crawls, so I can't go. I'm a nerd, so if we can sneak in a really nifty old book store that smells like mothballs, yellowing paper and grandma, I'm happy. Particularly because I collect rare books (generally of the "it's rare because no one else wanted one" variety) and old records.

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