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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 57655
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About texmas : All right. So... I am a 19-year-old sophomore at Northwestern University in Chicago, and a transplant from Austin, Texas. My plans are to double-major in Art History and Classics with a concentration in Latin, the latter I have been taking for 14 years. I love reading, listening to moderately pretentious music, exploring new places, watching independent films at home with a few friends, and most activities that mean getting out for a while. I'm always up for doing something interesting or esoteric. I'm a member of American Mensa, but all they ever have are pub crawls, so I can't go. I'm a nerd, so if we can sneak in a really nifty old book store that smells like mothballs, yellowing paper and grandma, I'm happy. Particularly because I collect rare books (generally of the "it's rare because no one else wanted one" variety) and old records.

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Visits<b>Nahpets</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:39am<b>britbear0731</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 3:49pm<b>darrend1196</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:31am<b>CaptainSmith28</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 9:57am<b>NomeDMF</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 7:40pm<b>TheOneAndOnly5</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:46pm<b>minhas6096</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 2:20am<b>nhaba1214</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 5:51pm<b>Krastrolytric</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 6:18am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:37am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 2:57am<b>andrewduncan</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 5:08pm<b>monkeybean001</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 7:52pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 5:00am<b>imintelligent13</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:12am<b>Natro47505</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:28am<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 8:12am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:08am

Fucked!<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 5:37pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:01am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 9:08am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 11:29pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:45pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 9:42am<b>jdhyche</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 8:57am<b>rjc490</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 7:24pm<b>int15</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 5:09pm<b>phaelnb</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 3:09pm<b>sabrinabaluu</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 4:37am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:21pm<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 4:34am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 10:57pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 12:39am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:41pm

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