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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37893) - you deserved it (6746)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41720) - you deserved it (10835)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38962) - you deserved it (2720)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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