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About terrajustinee : California born & raised
Addicted to diet coke
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
Friday 17 October 2014