Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

tequilabird

Search for a member

tequilabird

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

tequilabird's page activity

Visits<b>mt631</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 5:29pm<b>fluffingclouds</b> - the 02/21/2011 at 6:19pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 9:32am<b>ch2358</b> - the 09/11/2009 at 11:09am

tequilabird's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

tequilabird's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

#5387856
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10155) - you deserved it (100736)

On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: