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Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received an email from my potential employers at the zoo, saying that they won't be hiring me. This wouldn't be so bad if they didn't keep sending me the same email every two hours to remind me that I am still unemployed. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 4:22pm - work - by ryjacs - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States
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