About tencentsakiss : Animals are my life. I love riding horses, fostering kittens, vet teching, and working on the farm. I'm a very stubborn person, and stick to my convictions. I also enjoy working with computers in my spare time.
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Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13147) - you deserved it (2075)
On 11/08/2010 at 5:32am - misc - by facingit (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by kaitlintaylor (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by jsquared - United States (California)
Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 1:19am - work - by upsetandunjustified (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML
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On 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm - health - by oaksac191 - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
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On 10/22/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML
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On 10/22/2010 at 9:26am - work - by soapypete (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)
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