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  • Number of visits : 11532
  • Number of comments : 1003
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About tencentsakiss : Animals are my life. I love riding horses, fostering kittens, vet teching, and working on the farm. I'm a very stubborn person, and stick to my convictions. I also enjoy working with computers in my spare time, and am a computer forensics major.

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Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML

#14014833
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21522) - you deserved it (1757)

On 11/28/2010 at 7:41pm - work - by moshgra -

Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML

#14014833
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21522) - you deserved it (1757)

On 11/28/2010 at 7:41pm - work - by moshgra -

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

#13975115
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23954) - you deserved it (6775)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

#13975115
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23954) - you deserved it (6775)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML

#13959024
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23711) - you deserved it (7476)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:55am - money - by hoogimo -

Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML

#13959024
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23711) - you deserved it (7476)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:55am - money - by hoogimo -

Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML

#13948319
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30729) - you deserved it (2373)

On 11/23/2010 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

#13944368
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28582) - you deserved it (4004)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by smallfrie32 -

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

#13932750
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12187) - you deserved it (24489)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

#13932750
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12187) - you deserved it (24489)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

#13930948
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33903) - you deserved it (4617)

On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

#13930186
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19609) - you deserved it (3581)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37837) - you deserved it (3972)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

#13886809
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29118) - you deserved it (5305)

On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

#13873567
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22292) - you deserved it (5182)

On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)



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