About tencentsakiss : Animals are my life. I love riding horses, fostering kittens, vet teching, and working on the farm. I'm a very stubborn person, and stick to my convictions. I also enjoy working with computers in my spare time.
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Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by smallfrie32 -
Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
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Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was talking to my manager about a movie. She asked what main actors were in it, but the only one I could remember was Forest Whitaker. I told her then immediately blurted out "You know, the one with the freaky lazy eye." My manager has a lazy eye. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 2:34am - work - by workaholic -
Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:43pm - work - by T_Willl -
Today, it took me a full ten minutes to finish on the toilet. I was babysitting at the time, and it took the kids those ten minutes to destroy the kitchen and shave the cat. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 12:18pm - kids - by nicki - United States (Illinois)
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by snowman (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 8:24am - love - by sadinmass (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
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