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tencentsakiss
  • Town/Country : MD, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11020
  • Number of comments : 998
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About tencentsakiss : Animals are my life. I love riding horses, fostering kittens, vet teching, and working on the farm. I'm a very stubborn person, and stick to my convictions. I also enjoy working with computers in my spare time, and am a computer forensics major.

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Today, I overheard my husband telling my step-dad that I have the same ability to sniff out chocolate in a house as a certain animal has to find truffles in the woods. FML

#14294179
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (5666)

On 12/22/2010 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

#14269836
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (2205)

On 12/20/2010 at 6:23am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

#14267759
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22420) - you deserved it (4914)

On 12/20/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Me -

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

#14253305
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7198) - you deserved it (17179)

On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

#14234557
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22655) - you deserved it (2299)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:23am - health - by BYUwildchild - United States

Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML

#14233403
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25081) - you deserved it (8820)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

#14232649
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24202) - you deserved it (2713)

On 12/17/2010 at 4:48am - health - by dmsmcd (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after years of hard work, I had an interview at the highest ranking university in the world 800 miles from where I live. It snowed heavily for the last 2 days closing every road, railway, and airport causing me to miss the interview. There is no rescheduling. FML

#14110903
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25466) - you deserved it (1978)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:37pm - work - by hulio88 -

Today, after years of hard work, I had an interview at the highest ranking university in the world 800 miles from where I live. It snowed heavily for the last 2 days closing every road, railway, and airport causing me to miss the interview. There is no rescheduling. FML

#14110903
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25466) - you deserved it (1978)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:37pm - work - by hulio88 -

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a v-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year old grandma. FML

#14051903
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8678) - you deserved it (50854)

On 12/01/2010 at 8:14pm - love - by agentile (man) - United States

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52469) - you deserved it (9842)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

#14021312
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22781) - you deserved it (5152)

On 11/29/2010 at 5:46am - work - by figgy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

#14021312
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22781) - you deserved it (5152)

On 11/29/2010 at 5:46am - work - by figgy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML

#14014833
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19590) - you deserved it (1627)

On 11/28/2010 at 7:41pm - work - by moshgra -

Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML

#14014833
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I agree, your life sucks (19590) - you deserved it (1627)

On 11/28/2010 at 7:41pm - work - by moshgra -



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