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  • Number of visits : 11469
  • Number of comments : 1003
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About tencentsakiss : Animals are my life. I love riding horses, fostering kittens, vet teching, and working on the farm. I'm a very stubborn person, and stick to my convictions. I also enjoy working with computers in my spare time, and am a computer forensics major.

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Today, I took the motherboard out of my computer so I could put more RAM and a new video card in. While I was in the bathroom my mom threw it all out because it 'looked like garbage'. FML

#14665828
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25025) - you deserved it (3444)

On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, when taking a group picture with my closest friends, a passing parent congratulated us on getting into the same university for next year. She's wrong. They're all going to Cambridge, except for me. I was rejected. FML

#14664418
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26718) - you deserved it (5169)

On 01/21/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by reject - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML

#14646268
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21394) - you deserved it (2780)

On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

#14584296
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25575) - you deserved it (4712)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

#14584296
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25575) - you deserved it (4712)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while on my break at work, my workmates convinced me to perform my "Indian accent" piece. Everyone laughed while I was doing it. Everyone, that is, but my Indian boss. FML

#14507132
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7401) - you deserved it (34562)

On 01/08/2011 at 10:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML

#14451533
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29811) - you deserved it (4431)

On 01/03/2011 at 2:50pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML

#14447328
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31118) - you deserved it (6790)

On 01/03/2011 at 1:52am - love - by puggles (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

#14427876
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26701) - you deserved it (3104)

On 01/01/2011 at 6:50pm - love - by drfrogpepper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I thought the bullying had finally stopped, the bullies had actually been sponsored to be nice for charity. FML

#14380457
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19528) - you deserved it (1968)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

#14380374
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26627) - you deserved it (2383)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

#14307900
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28200) - you deserved it (17236)

On 12/23/2010 at 5:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36674) - you deserved it (6879)

On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, on my way home from a Christmas party, the cab I was in was hit in the side. After making sure everyone was okay, the cab driver informed me that I'd still have to pay the cab fare, which he'd kept running. FML

Today, on my way home from a Christmas party, the cab I was in was hit in the side. After making sure everyone was okay, the cab driver informed me that I'd still have to pay the cab fare, which he'd kept running. FML



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