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tencentsakiss
  • Town/Country : MD, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9920
  • Number of comments : 991
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About tencentsakiss : Animals are my life. I love riding horses, fostering kittens, vet teching, and working on the farm. I'm a very stubborn person, and stick to my convictions. I also enjoy working with computers in my spare time.

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Today, while on my break at work, my workmates convinced me to perform my "Indian accent" piece. Everyone laughed while I was doing it. Everyone, that is, but my Indian boss. FML

#14507132
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5710) - you deserved it (25521)

On 01/08/2011 at 10:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24125) - you deserved it (3440)

On 01/03/2011 at 2:50pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML

#14447328
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27196) - you deserved it (6329)

On 01/03/2011 at 1:52am - love - by puggles (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

#14427876
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22605) - you deserved it (2798)

On 01/01/2011 at 6:50pm - love - by drfrogpepper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I thought the bullying had finally stopped, the bullies had actually been sponsored to be nice for charity. FML

#14380457
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17354) - you deserved it (1614)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

#14380374
52 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

#14307900
141 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 5:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
111 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, on my way home from a Christmas party, the cab I was in was hit in the side. After making sure everyone was okay, the cab driver informed me that I'd still have to pay the cab fare, which he'd kept running. FML

Today, on my way home from a Christmas party, the cab I was in was hit in the side. After making sure everyone was okay, the cab driver informed me that I'd still have to pay the cab fare, which he'd kept running. FML

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

#14294990
119 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 4:50am - animals - by ks.swan13 -

Today, I overheard my husband telling my step-dad that I have the same ability to sniff out chocolate in a house as a certain animal has to find truffles in the woods. FML

#14294179
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13487) - you deserved it (4456)

On 12/22/2010 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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83 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 6:23am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

#14267759
73 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Me -

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

#14253305
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7020) - you deserved it (16752)

On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States



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