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tencentsakiss

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  • Number of visits : 12811
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About tencentsakiss : Animals are my life. I love riding horses, fostering kittens, vet teching, and working on the farm. I'm a very stubborn person, and stick to my convictions. I also enjoy working with computers in my spare time, and am a computer forensics major.

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Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. mega FML

#5903153
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22943) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. mega FML

#5903153
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22943) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a person came into McDonald's,here I work. They ordered a happy meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was fir their child,ho wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was fir a boy or a girl, they said the toy was fir them. I still had to ask if it was fir a boy or a girl. FML

#5870216
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you deserved it (3658)

On 10/17/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by paris78 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My 6 Year Old Son Lerend Tat If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, E Will Ask For A Glass Of Milk . But If You Give A Amster A Cookie, E Will Try To Sove Te Wole Ting In Is Mout, Coke, And Die . FML

#5868589
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42171) - you deserved it (4458)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, after I have spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my grlfriend of 2 an 1/2 years, she confesses she's a mental patientho stole someone elses looool identity. She was telling the truth. real FML

#5811757
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36716) - you deserved it (3195)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by IMayBeAFool (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after an amazing sex session, mah boyfriend rolls over and stare lovingly into mah eyes, puts his hand on mah cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

#5562076
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23938) - you deserved it (4471)

On 09/30/2009 at 4:28am - intimacy - by homersgirl (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

TODAY I WAS WALKING MY DOGS . I HAD A DOGGY BAG AND WAS HOLDING IT CLOSED THEN BREATHING IN IT SO IT WOULD BLOW UP . MY DOGS 'WENT' SO I PICKED IT UP AND KEPT WALKING . AS I WAS HEADING HOME I ABSENT-MINDEDLY STARTED BLOWING INTO THE BAG AGAIN . EVERYTHING ENDED UP IN MY MOUTH AND ON MY FACE . FML

#5441991
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10559) - you deserved it (74346)

On 09/24/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by doggybag (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

#5168083
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34836) - you deserved it (7624)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45551) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML

#4619260
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73966) - you deserved it (5898)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML

#4619260
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73966) - you deserved it (5898)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally ad sex wit tis great guy I've been seeing . I tougt I'd found a catc . We get into is room, start kissing, and tings eat up . Everyting is perfect until e reaces under is bd, pulls out a dougnut and soves it into my mout, snarling, ( eat it, eat it! ) FML

#4499384
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68067) - you deserved it (7633)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , a friand of mina was talking about how ha'd spant ovar 30 hours on Call of Duty. I pipad up and said "Oh yaah! Wall I'va spant wall ovar 300 hours on Morrowind! Baat that!" To which ha rapliad , "I'va had sax. Baat that!" I couldn't. FML

#4432884
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22510) - you deserved it (62944)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

YESTERDAY, I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH HUSBAND. AS I WAS UNDRESSING, HE SAID, "ARR, I SPY ME SOME BOOTY!" I LET IT GO, I'M USD TO HIS EMBARASSING PIRATE TALK. BUT AS HE ORGASMD, HE SCREAMD, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" MY NEIGHBORS HEARD IN THE APARTMENT NEXT DOOR AND CALLD TO LET ME KNOW. FML

#4361327
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49820) - you deserved it (6449)

On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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