About tencentsakiss : Animals are my life. I love riding horses, fostering kittens, vet teching, and working on the farm. I'm a very stubborn person, and stick to my convictions. I also enjoy working with computers in my spare time.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by stuckathome (man) - United States
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by whywilson.. (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by depressed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)
Monday 17 June 2013
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