About tencentsakiss : Animals are my life. I love riding horses, fostering kittens, vet teching, and working on the farm. I'm a very stubborn person, and stick to my convictions. I also enjoy working with computers in my spare time.
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Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair resemble a bloated pumpkin. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by xXRowynXx - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 4:10pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 3:25am - misc - by lostvideo - Israel (Yerushalayim)
Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 3:25am - misc - by lostvideo - Israel (Yerushalayim)
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I realized if you leave a can of soda in parked car during a heatwave it will explode all over everything. My car is like a human glue trap. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 5:31am - misc - by bigmikenyc - United States
Today, I realized if you leave a can of soda in parked car during a heatwave it will explode all over everything. My car is like a human glue trap. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 5:31am - misc - by bigmikenyc - United States
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Doritos (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Doritos (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML
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On 06/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by LilyL (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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On 05/31/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by anonomus - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)
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