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About teeheeowned : I love Olympic Weightlifting.

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Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out. I made a beautiful dinner… for one of us. I'm so used to cooking for just myself that I only made one serving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (9494)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:44pm - love - by :/ - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

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On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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