About teague95 : My picture is of the tag from my hoodie, please don't take it offensive it's a joke. Kid Cudi is the main music I listen to. I have a DocBastard sense of the world as in "it's full of idiots"
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Today, after I finally laid down from a long day and was about to fall asleep, I realized I forgot to set my alarm. I don't own an alarm clock and my alarm is on my phone. Which was in my car. I live on 15th floor of an apartment building and our parking garage is across the street. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2013 at 12:02am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
by all by myself / 12/25/2012 at 12:00am / United States (Alaska) / Love
Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML
by Cold / 12/17/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by tuggernuts / 07/17/2012 at 11:32am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by EpicMayonnaise / 08/26/2011 at 3:35am / United States (Texas) / Love
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