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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1784
  • Number of comments : 363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About teague95 : My picture is of the tag from my hoodie, please don't take it offensive it's a joke. Kid Cudi is the main music I listen to. I have a DocBastard sense of the world as in "it's full of idiots"

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Today, after I finally laid down from a long day and was about to fall asleep, I realized I forgot to set my alarm. I don't own an alarm clock and my alarm is on my phone. Which was in my car. I live on 15th floor of an apartment building and our parking garage is across the street. FML


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On 01/03/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML


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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML


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On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML


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On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML


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On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML


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On 08/26/2011 at 3:35am - love - by EpicMayonnaise (woman) - United States (Texas)

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