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by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
by FML / 07/29/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2011 at 12:26am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
by ali grace / 05/14/2011 at 7:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML
by JJMan217 / 03/29/2011 at 2:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by sushi hater / 03/13/2011 at 2:55pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Worstjob / 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Idaho) / Work
by Milly / 01/30/2011 at 2:25pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by triplenipple / 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Love