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  • Town/Country : Beijing, China
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was walking the beach and I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other I smiled and waved as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28468) - you deserved it (11371)

On 05/31/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by sierra808 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41196) - you deserved it (115418)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12266) - you deserved it (9510)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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