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tbweffect
  • Town/Country : London
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 45651
  • Number of comments : 48
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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

#1046980
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I agree, your life sucks (78733) - you deserved it (5581)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46740) - you deserved it (127702)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27999) - you deserved it (10665)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

#4464
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I agree, your life sucks (13110) - you deserved it (3252)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)



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