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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 April 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML


I agree, your life sucks (91109) - you deserved it (7414)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36118) - you deserved it (13994)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (4380)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

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