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tbweffect
  • Town/Country : London
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 April 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 45747
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

#1046980
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I agree, your life sucks (86681) - you deserved it (7009)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
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I agree, your life sucks (31354) - you deserved it (12054)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14683) - you deserved it (3719)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)



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