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taywuhsaurusrex

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 265
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML

#21235038
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (4719) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/11/2014 at 3:05pm - love - by Fennec (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

#21225439
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42476) - you deserved it (4888)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46355) - you deserved it (5062)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

#20906908
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I agree, your life sucks (53053) - you deserved it (4531)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML

#20847854
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45980) - you deserved it (3235)

On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML

#20847276
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40960) - you deserved it (7164)

On 08/21/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Beegee (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

#20846451
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56707) - you deserved it (6345)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)



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