Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

taywuhsaurusrex

Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member

taywuhsaurusrex

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 146
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

taywuhsaurusrex's page activity

Visits<b>chrisbrown527</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:50pm<b>johnjohny</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 5:40pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 11:52pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 6:40pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 5:58pm<b>Alonso92</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 5:58pm<b>vegemute</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 4:50pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 3:59pm<b>Tander</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 2:49pm<b>54MU31</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 2:17pm<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:46pm<b>Cely988</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:46pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:32pm<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:30pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:10pm<b>heffastera</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 1:57am<b>ironhead</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 9:59pm<b>clrichmond2009</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 12:41am

taywuhsaurusrex's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of taywuhsaurusrex's badges

taywuhsaurusrex's favorite FMLs

Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML

#21235038
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36343) - you deserved it (4461) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/11/2014 at 3:05pm - love - by Fennec (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

#21225439
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40323) - you deserved it (4658)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43662) - you deserved it (4774)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51081) - you deserved it (4354)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML

#20847854
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43412) - you deserved it (3047)

On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML

#20847276
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37743) - you deserved it (6724)

On 08/21/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Beegee (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

#20846451
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53139) - you deserved it (5969)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: