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Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41658) - you deserved it (4788)

On 08/11/2012 at 6:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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On 07/26/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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On 06/30/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

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On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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