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taylor_xo
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1369
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About taylor_xo : Let's seee, I'm a sixteen year old girl currently living in Northern British Columbia. Fml pretty much makes my life with it's hilarity (: When I'm not reading FML, I'm reading, writing, wakeboarding, slalom skiiing, snowboarding or practicing my saxophone.

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Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

#2736001 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (68118) - you deserved it (3697)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

#2147353 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (69466) - you deserved it (32923)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking: "What can I get for you cuntie?" FML

#1751488 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (64654) - you deserved it (17319)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ten year old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore I am an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML

#921168 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (52788) - you deserved it (8099)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:44am - kids - by cxcrktkt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (77179) - you deserved it (20170)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373076) - you deserved it (413146)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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