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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1990 (24 years)
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Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45927) - you deserved it (13097)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Porkchop05 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45950) - you deserved it (13840)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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