tateh22

Search for a member

tateh22

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 676
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

tateh22's page activity

Visits<b>cjl1028</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 9:57am<b>kianabanannna</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 9:27am<b>ScratchCatPower</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 7:26pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 9:01am<b>alice192823</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 7:21pm<b>TBonerSteak</b> - the 11/16/2013 at 10:29pm<b>AXZ_is_hawt</b> - the 08/21/2012 at 6:00am<b>Enan</b> - the 10/31/2011 at 8:37am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 10/27/2011 at 10:04am<b>Friaza</b> - the 10/02/2011 at 7:21pm<b>orais</b> - the 08/20/2011 at 7:03pm<b>ijump15</b> - the 07/20/2011 at 7:41pm

tateh22's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

tateh22's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

by Anonymous / 11/03/2011 at 3:29am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

by anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy